​How to Know a Liberal Muslim.

By Eseoghene AL Faruq Ohwojeheri

1. His column for religion on facebook is either empty or has some strange description like “Islam – is peace” or “Moderate Islam” or “Humanity”, LWKMD.

2. He is always talking about how he is living peacefully with one Christian he knows. He is also always accusing people like me of extremism even though i have 16 Christians in my IMMEDIATE family. In this guy’s small mind, he is the grand tolerator of Christians, every other Muslim wants to pinch them in the eye.

3. He always has an “understanding” of any religious text that does not tally with his desire. When you read him a text, he says “that is the wrong understanding”. He quickly gives you the right understanding which just happens to be opposite the text….this, he does to a text he is hearing for the very first time.

4. He is hawking thou shall not judge like kpekere, at the same time roasting religious people like boli; he is the Chief judge of who an hypocrite is. He judges billions of religious people hypocrites and at the same time says his problem with them is that they are judgmental.

Warri people say “Madam bring Rothmas, Madam bring Rothmas, na im papa Obakpororo mouth take turn exhaust pipe”. Make them like me make them like me, you will leave your religion and nobody will like you because people like those who live their truth. You are a Muslim, live your truth. Explain your religion to our non-Muslim folks and many of them will understand your point of view even if they don’t accept. That is called living together, not this efulefuic we are one and the same you are doing. You are not fooling anybody but yourself.


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